Revenge: Pressure Points

Is there a big ol bad bully picking on you or are you waiting for your
next opportunity toget into a fight? If so be prepared. Don’t just go
into a fight without the know how. When fighting some of the best
techniques will be held useless if you know how to use pressure
points. Prepare to win every fight you get into. Here is Heaven’s
top 5 pressure points. Use them at your own risk.

1. Temple. The bones of the skull are weak at the temple, and an
artery and large nerve lie close to the skin. A powerful strike
can cause unconsciousness and brain concussion. If the artery
is severed, the resulting massive hemorrhage compresses the
brain, causing coma and or death.

2. Forehead. A forceful blow can cause whiplash; a severe blow can
cause cerebral hemorrhage and death.

3. Groin. A moderate blow to the groin can incapacitate an
opponent and cause intense pain. A powerful blow can result in
unconsciousness and shock.

4. Top of the head. The skull is weak where the frontal cranial
bones join. A forceful strike causes trauma to the cranial cavity,
resulting in unconsciousness and hemorrhage. A severe strike
can result in death

5. Front of shoulder muscle. A large bundle of nerves passes in
front of the shoulder joint. A forceful blow causes extreme pain
and can make the whole arm ineffective if the nerves are struck
just right.

Revenge: Hotwire any car in 4 easy steps

First off I am not responsible with what you do with this
information. Use these steps only to hot wire your
own car. Be Safe and Have Fun!

1. Get in the car.
2. Look under the dash. If it’s enclosed, forget it unless you want to cut through it. If you do, do it near the ignition.
3. Once you get behind or near the ignition look for two red wires. In older cars red was the standard color, if not, look for two matched pairs.
4. When you find them, cross them and take off!

SWAGGER

In the urban dictionary the word swagger
means how one presents him or her self
to the world. Swagger is shown from how
the person handles a situation. It can
also be shown in the person’s walk.

If you didn’t know what the word swagger meant
now you do. Some rapper a year ago used the
word “Swagger” in his rap. I, being white,
could not figure out what he meant. I was utterly
confused. Who knew that this one rap song would cause
every one to start saying it. A year later this
word is being used every where and I hate it. My
most favorite thing is football and it is being
poisoned by this stupid word. Every time I watch
football John Madden or some other lame ass
announcer uses it. What the hell. They will
say something like ” Wow that guy has a lot
of swagger” or ” did you see the swagger
that guy has”. The word is gay. It is stupid.
No more of this crappy word. Why can’t we
say instead “that guy juked the shit out of
that other guy” or ” that guy just broke his
ankles with that juke?” Just anything besides
this word. Personally I will be glad when this
word fades over just like the words tubular,
radical, or even brossive. If you are listening
John Madden please stop using this stupid word
and please don’t let the announcers in Madden 2010
say this on the game.

Revenge: The Book Trick

Books

Did anyone ever borrow a book from you and not return it?
Our private library consultant, Roberta Russell, has a
suggestion with an air of financial finality behind it. For the
first step, a printer should make you about three or four dozen
bookplates, all featuring your friend’s name and address, plus
the legend, “If this book is lost and you find it and return it, I
will pay you $10 cash.” Your next step is the local Goodwill
Industries, a local thrift or second-hand shop, or a garage sale
for books. Buy two or three dozen used hardcover books. You
buy them as cheaply as you can, but they’ll cost your friend plenty.
Your next step is to paste on the bookplates and distribute these
books — at the beach, on park benches, in a bus or subway, or in a
bar or restaurant. The final step is for you to enjoy a good
chuckle at your friend’s expense, as people find the “lost” books.

If your friend has a fine library, you might consider introducing
it to silverfish. They love good books; in fact they will devour
them. If you feel this nasty, you probably already know where
to get silverfish and their eggs. This one bothers me, though,
since I love good books. Maybe there’s a better way. Perhaps
you could put an earwig in you friend’s bed pillow. Why not give
your friend the image of a philanthropic person? Donate books in
his/her name to the local library, but without either party’s
knowledge. Buy a bunch of really skuzzy porno paperbacks,
especially the colorfully illustrated ones from Denmark — the
more grossly hardcore, the better. Your printer will produce
some paste-in bookplates that say something like this, “This book
donated to the [Name] library by [Friend’s name] in loving
memory of all the sweet children of [Town name].” Paste in
the bookplates and sprinkle the donated books around the local
library. Put some in all sections of the Library. Have Fun!

Revenge: Auto Dealers

About a year ago I use to work at a Ford Dealership out in Issaquah, Washington. It really was not that bad being a car salesman. It was hard work and it provided me with a ton of experience in customer relations. Sometimes the customer really would not get that great of a deal and be pissed off about it. Well here is how to get revenge so listen up.

So the dealership screws you, on either the car, the deal, or
the service, don’t get angry — get even. Wait outside the showroom until a
prospective customer starts talking to a salesperson about the same type of
car you got. Walk right up to the customer and tell him you woeful story.
The idea is to screw up as many sales as you can (it will cost the dealer at
least $5000 for each screw-up). Be factual, be cool, and act as if you’re an
honest citizen trying to save another honest citizen some money and
heartache — as you wish someone had done for you. Sincere good faith is
the thing here, because the salesman is going to blow his about the second
time you pull your act.

When the manager asks you to leave and you don’t, he will probably
call the police. You had anticipated this earlier and alerted someone at the
local newspaper or television station–probably the action-line reporters.
Small-town media usually won’t allow reporters to come — car dealers buy
lots of ads, and you don’t. A regional TV station may show up — if you
promise a confrontation with the law. So when the manager calls the police,
you call your TV reporter — fun and games for the 6:00 P.M. news.
If all this doesn’t work, wait off the dealer’s premises and approach
customers as they leave the showroom. Tell your story there and then.
Offer to help them avoid your mistake. But stay on public property. And
keep after the action-line reporters.

If you escalate the attack a bit, show up when the night salespeople
are on duty — they won’t recognize you. Look at new cars; wander around.
Few salespeople pay much attention to an obvious gawker. As soon as
someone else or a telephone distracts the salesperson, you can do things to
the automobile right there in the showroom. A bottle opener is hard on the
finish. If you could smuggle some in with you, stuff roadkill under a car seat
or in the glove compartment. Or toss a condom (preferably used) on the
front seat. By the way, used condoms make wonderful plants in other
locations as well, like the boss’s desk, or in a customer’s car back in the
service shop.

If you can manage to slip undetected into the service area along with
your bag of sabotage goodies, such as glue, wire cutters, paint, potatoes,
M80s, etc., you can run amok. Work quietly and quickly. This sort of
guerrilla warfare can literally wreck a dealer’s service reputation. Remember: Be safe and Have fun because they deserve it.

Revenge:Apartment Lockout

So your friend lives in an apartment? A squirt or so of Eastman 910 or a
similar type glue into the lock can screw up the mark’s trying to get back
into the apartment after an evening on the town. It’s best to save this one
until late evening or on a weekend. Of course, this same stunt would work
on a house, but an apartment lockout disturbance causes more of a public
scene. Very Fun but be careful not to be seen while doing it.

Revenge:Mess With People at Airlines

So you wanna get your friend back for something he or she did to you? The person in front of you just looks like a douche? There is someone that could be a terrorist in front of you? Then pay attention because this just might interest you.

Slip a couple rounds of pistol ammunition or a switchblade in to your mark’s pocket just before he goes through the metal detector at the airport terminal.
You could also slip some drugs into his pocket at the same time.
You could Leave accurate-looking, but totally bogus hijack scenario plans, bomb diagrams, or orders of battle for terrorist attacks in airport bars and restrooms. This fires up both the rent-a-cops and the real security people. The security delays and resultant hassles with
passengers create unhappy people who are angry at airports and airlines.
Naturally, the blame for these plans must focus on your mark. If he has
really been bugging you it’s about time to get even!

Revenge:Airline Baggage Trick

Arrange to have a friend meet you at the terminal gate when you
deplane. Give your friend your baggage claim checks and have him/her
retrieve your bags from the carousel, then leave the baggage area with your
bags. Before your friend leaves the airport with your luggage, be sure to get
your claim checks back. Then, you saunter over to the baggage area, spend
half an hour waiting for your bags. Ask some clerks for help, then report
your “missing” luggage, showing your claim checks as proof. Very few
flights ever have a clerk actually check the baggage and collect claim
checks. It’s foolish, but they don’t. Make a polite, but firm scene and
demand satisfaction. Normally, the airline people will have you fill out a
form and they will attempt to find your luggage. Obviously, they won’t find
it. Bug them some…write them letters. Soon, you should get a good
settlement from the airline. Don’t try to pull this one on the same airline
more than once!
I am not responsible for what you do with this information. If you get caught tough poop. You should be held accountable for you own actions. Have fun!

Ugly Girls Like the movie Twilight

Why is the movie Twilight such a big deal? I guess I wont understand but I personally think that it is gay. The book was probably gay and the movie is gay. The movie is directed towards teenage girls and that is it. Wait no I mean UGLY teenage girls. While watching on the tube I noticed lines and lines of girls waiting to get an autograph of some gay vampire. Why? And why are all of these girls so ridiculously ugly? Personally I think that it is because they read the book and thought that just cause they read something that they were apart of it. I almost feel bad for Robert Pattinson ( he plays Edward Cullen) because he has all these fat ugly girls lusting at him and screaming for him. Eeewwwww. I have yet to find a good review for this movie as it probably doesn’t deserve one. This is a message for Robert Pattinson – “Don’t ever act in another movie.” You are a crappy actor and for some reason only ugly girls follow you. Don’t Waste your money on this crap. If you really need to watch it download it as a torrent first. That way after you see the first 15 minutes of this crap you won’t feel as bad because you wont be out 15 bucks.

Caylee Anthony Update

ORLANDO, Florida (CNN) — Remains found last week in a wooded area have been identified as belonging to missing Florida toddler Caylee Anthony, authorities said Friday.

Six hours ago CNN reported that the remains found last week in a wooded area have been identified. They belonged to the missing Florida toddler Caylee Anthony.

The cause of the child’s death will be listed as homicide by undetermined means, said Jan Garavaglia, medical examiner for Orange County, Florida. She said she does not expect enough additional evidence to surface for that finding to be revised.

The remains were identified through DNA testing, comparing a sample from the remains to a sample known to be from Caylee. Some of the remains had been sent to the FBI lab in Quantico, Virginia, for testing.

The skull was found December 11 a half-mile from the home of Caylee’s grandparents, where the girl and her mother, Casey Anthony, 22, lived before the girl disappeared. She was last seen in June.

Casey Anthony faces charges including first-degree murder in the child’s disappearance. If you have’nt heard of Caylee’s story before just type it into google. Its really sad but atleast they found her.