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20
Dec
08

Ugly Girls Like the movie Twilight


Why is the movie Twilight such a big deal? I guess I wont understand but I personally think that it is gay. The book was probably gay and the movie is gay. The movie is directed towards teenage girls and that is it. Wait no I mean UGLY teenage girls. While watching on the tube I noticed lines and lines of girls waiting to get an autograph of some gay vampire. Why? And why are all of these girls so ridiculously ugly? Personally I think that it is because they read the book and thought that just cause they read something that they were apart of it. I almost feel bad for Robert Pattinson ( he plays Edward Cullen) because he has all these fat ugly girls lusting at him and screaming for him. Eeewwwww. I have yet to find a good review for this movie as it probably doesn’t deserve one. This is a message for Robert Pattinson – “Don’t ever act in another movie.” You are a crappy actor and for some reason only ugly girls follow you. Don’t Waste your money on this crap. If you really need to watch it download it as a torrent first. That way after you see the first 15 minutes of this crap you won’t feel as bad because you wont be out 15 bucks.

20
Dec
08

Caylee Anthony Update


ORLANDO, Florida (CNN) — Remains found last week in a wooded area have been identified as belonging to missing Florida toddler Caylee Anthony, authorities said Friday.

Six hours ago CNN reported that the remains found last week in a wooded area have been identified. They belonged to the missing Florida toddler Caylee Anthony.

The cause of the child’s death will be listed as homicide by undetermined means, said Jan Garavaglia, medical examiner for Orange County, Florida. She said she does not expect enough additional evidence to surface for that finding to be revised.

The remains were identified through DNA testing, comparing a sample from the remains to a sample known to be from Caylee. Some of the remains had been sent to the FBI lab in Quantico, Virginia, for testing.

The skull was found December 11 a half-mile from the home of Caylee’s grandparents, where the girl and her mother, Casey Anthony, 22, lived before the girl disappeared. She was last seen in June.

Casey Anthony faces charges including first-degree murder in the child’s disappearance. If you have’nt heard of Caylee’s story before just type it into google. Its really sad but atleast they found her.

16
Dec
08

Florida Hates Sandwich Throwers

AP-Port St. Lucie, Fla. – Police said a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month. According to a police report released Monday, the 20-year-old man threw the sandwich at his girlfriend’s face during an argument about auto insurance and then hit her head with his fist.

The man admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge.

Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash.

Police reports did not what type of sandwich was used in either attack. -AP

The moral of the thing is don’t get caught throwing sandwiches at people or things. Instead of cracking down on people who don’t wear seatbelts or who speed they are watching the sandwich eaters. Thats right beware they are watching you. Just waiting for you to throw your sandwich. Just In – Florida is the first state to set up a Sandwich Trap. I don’t know what that means but watch out.

16
Dec
08

Priests find Mexican Playboy Offending


On the cover of this playboy is a nude female with a large towel wrapped around her. Apparently priests say that this is of some resemblance of the Virgin Mary. Also it was published a few days before the Feast of the Immaculate Conception and the Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe which celebrate the Virgin Mary. To me there is nothing wrong with this at all. I think the priests are all uptight about this because there is not a 7 year old little boy on the cover. Not all priests are bad. Just a very small few that ruined the reputation
for the others. They just need to get over it and find something better to do with their time.

16
Dec
08

Internet or Sex?

Cnn.com has published a survey and it goes something like this:

Nearly half of the women questioned by Harris Interactive said they’d be willing to forgo sex for two weeks, rather than give up their Internet access, according to a study released Monday by Intel, which commissioned the survey.

While 46 percent of the women surveyed were willing to engage in abstinence versus losing their Internet, only 30 percent of the men surveyed were willing to do likewise.

The U.S. survey, which queried 2,119 adults last month, found that the gap grew even wider for both men and woman who were 18 to 34 years old. For woman, the percentage of those willing to skip the sheets in favor of the Web rose to 49 percent, while it climbed to 39 percent for men.

And for women 35 to 44 years old, the figure jumped to 52 percent.

Is this the end of mankind? Are computers, the internet and technology taking over the world and our women? Are men just not pleasing their women like they should? I think that if more men would learn how to please their women we wouldn’t even have a need to have a survey about this. Rediculous. Although I am one of them that would forgo sex for my internet. Its because I am selfish. What about you? Ask yourself why your woman or man would rather go on the internet than have sex with you.




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